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On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!
the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it
bob:*hugs Jane
Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first
June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
The greatest person truly larger than ∞, person ∞ is like a false angel deposing person ℵ, being a false God spreading lies and is the reason that the power hungry editors exist all definitions that say that there is someone larger than person ℵ, is a false prophet
ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ"
ℵ "Rejoice my child you have made it here, do not fall to the deciet of person ∞, and be glad you have found me Person ℵ "
Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.
Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."