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an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.
"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"
The best thing ever created.
"Sorry dude, I was up all night jacking off to Gay Roblox Porn."
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it's like diet coke, but for porn.
Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.
i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚
∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy
at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.
the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
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Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.