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When u hit a shot so good that u get an orgasm
Yo bro get on cod i hit a nutty shot!
A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
When you inject cold cum into your jugular
Heroine is boring let’s jugular shots
Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!