In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump);to defecate; diarrhea
I'm going to have to stop quickly; I need to take a Miley. I wiped my ass and saw a gross Miley on the toilet paper.
Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”
Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.
Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.
Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement
The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!
Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.