all my friends are toxic

Are you searching for a song or you’re lonely?

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless, so rude and always negative. - Boywithuke

Everything everywhere all at once

Relatable... Ennui... Son of a bitch, is that another one? God damnit...

Hym "You know what I think it is? I think you all remember how much I said I hate watching critically acclaimed movies right after they come out and you try and screw me by making me write the so I have to go and watch them as soon as they come out to see if I wrote some of it. Jesus christ... Now I have to go watch this Everything everywhere all at once bullshit...."😮 💨

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wait its all ohio

always has been

wait its all ohio shoots in the back of the head

“Boy, you’re All Fs”

“All Fs” is shorthand for “Five Figure Foolishness”. A high earning individual should use this term whenever a low earning individual expresses jealously or “hate” at the high earning individual.

(High Earner) “I just got a job making $150k!

(Low Earner) “That’s nothing. My buddy’s cousin makes a million dollars”

(High Earner) “Boy, you’re All Fs” aka “Boy, you are Five Figure Foolishness”

All Trump Lies Are True.

When the world has quasi-zero reasons to doubt the Liar-in-Chief’s manifold falsehoods, because what he says is false is true, and what he says is true is false—does this arguably paradoxical statement make him a truth-teller or a liar?

Doesn’t the statement “All Trump lies are true.” sound like a paradox? If he lies, this means that what he says isn’t true, which makes him a truth-teller. If he doesn’t lie, this means what he says is false, which makes him a liar. So, is he a liar or a truth-teller?

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lowkey, highkey, all the keys

can be used in place of highkey, lowkey, and midkey, when something is just too difficult to express with a single key

Like, i know Dan was looking real fugly last summer but like now... Idk, he kinda be lookin like a snacc, lowkey, highkey, all the keys.

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it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

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