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bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds

Be careful with that bork ice cream!

by MlemShobe November 28, 2019


chunks of cream

When the sperm of a male contains milk and cheese mixed with alcohol poisoning

Chunks of cream; old Mac and cheese

by jajarara 44 April 11, 2015


Jersey Cream

Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.

Can I please have the breakfast special with extra Jersey Cream.

by jrzycrm March 4, 2018


Cream-e

A cream-e also known as Eulers-cream is when you ejaculate in 2.718281828459 seconds.

This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.

Dude 1: So how was your date last night?
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday

by James McCockintown February 25, 2021


Creame

An adjective used to describe very medicore consumeristic items.

This Honda is creame.

by FlamingDragon92 April 22, 2022


Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023


Ocean Cream

The moist effervesant cream of the ocean, more commonly known sea foam.

And I do like ocean cream I just don't crave it or want it a lot

by ApocolypticFamine June 1, 2018