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War Thunder

A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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I spend all my money on War Thunder!

by September 28, 2023


galaxy wars

Anyone who has ICarly it is their way of saying star wars without being sued

Billy: I can't believe ICarly says Galaxy wars instead of star wars
Friend: Of course so they don't get sued

by nooooodoop March 3, 2021


Iminarian-Independence War

From 3531 B.C. to 3526 B.C. Earth Years on Nanothuama, the Iminarian Government wanted to claim independence from the CL Empire. The war was fought on the Eastern CL Front. After a while the war seemed pointless and CL just gave them their independence.

Today we will learn about the Iminarian-Independence War.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021


I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022


Hox Wars

July 16th 2024: The day Kaddin goes off on .gg/dump and hoxxes a bunch of kids trying to prove they are shit

Based Kaddin Warrior: "Let's go wage hox wars on stupid newgens!"

by WaffleKaddin July 16, 2024


Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022


The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017