Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

ur mom

a sexy woman

"ur mom is sexy

Ur mom

The most unfunny and cringy roast/joke to ever exist

How are you?

Ur mom.

Ur mom

Ur mom is your birth giver.

Jeff: hi
Mark: ur mom
Jeff: *cries*

Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom’