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December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick
Girl: ITS HEAD DAY
Boy:ITS DECEMBER 5th
Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!
On this day a Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar one of the biggest fan is born
Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar big south Asian actor.
Jack: did you watch Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar newest movie yet
Manav: YOu were born on December 5
boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th
December 5th is the day the best person in the world was born. On December 5, the world felt immense ease and joy. This day belongs to the sweetest, most caring, funniest, and considerate best friend anyone could ever begin to ask for.
“Today is December 5th!”
“Really? That’s Luiz’s, the best person to ever exist, birthday! Happy birthday Luiz! ^_^”
Sinterklaas, the day you can eat an infinite amount of pepernoten.
It's december 5 aka Sinterklaas, I'm gonna prop myself vol with pepernoten.
Make out with the last person you snapped with
Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5