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Bluff Call Muck Suck

When a player mucks the winning hand after another player just bluff called first envision by a poker Pioner from Boston, MA named Brett.

Dennis: Check

Brett: ALL-IN

Dennis: CALL

Brett: you must have it MUCK

Dennis: Shows 3 high

Dennis to Brett: There goes brett with that ingenious Bluff Call Muck Suck again.

by The Dragon Slayer 17 October 15, 2010

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National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by CumJuggler3000 September 25, 2019

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cock sucking dildoe magnet

someone who sucks cock while getting fucked in the ass by a dildoe while another guy is fucking her in the pussy and then she shits on their chest and makes them eat the shit. then they stick to the fridge like a magnet.

i see a cock sucking dildoe magnet over there. look at the cock sucker.

by Lil Steve-O April 14, 2005

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Emo/Scene Kids SUCK

An epic video on YouTube featuring a young girl with a sidebang explaining the aspects of emo kids and scene kids that are of great annoyance to her as well as to many others. Among her reasons for her contempt of emos and scene kids are their ways of "trying so hard to fit in", "giving new genres to their music" such as calling My Chemical Romance "punk" when they don't know what punk rock is, taking sideways photos that look ridiculous, and pretending to be gay or lesbian.

As of September 2009, the video has received over 500 video responses, one of the highest on YouTube, mostly from pissed off scene kids who can't handle legitimate criticism of their manufactured fashion styles and shitty emo music. The vast majority of these responses simply call the young lady in question "ugly" or "stupid" and do not address the content of her arguments.

The video known as Emo/Scene Kids SUCK is highly informative for anyone doing research on why emo sucks.

by ConservatismSucks September 21, 2009

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donkey sucking uncle fucker

the girl who wanted to be god

that girl who wanted to be gon she sucks donkeys and fucks her uncle, you know

by count porkos June 26, 2003

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suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs

annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah

by emma wyles June 13, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!

aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens

by a gigantic virgin May 12, 2006

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