3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

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World War 3

Mark My Words…

It will happen within the next 5 years, and will most likely be caused by Russia or China. This war will turn nuclear very quickly and will kill over 1 Billion humans, leaving the world shattered. Most of Gen Z will be dead due to being drafted into an impossible fight and there will be mass starvation across the globe.

On the bright side, we will make some crazy cool inventions that may or may not result in an even more tech-addicted society.

“This isn’t a threat, it’s just a fact. World War 3 is inevitable and is coming sooner than we think”

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3 fingers up

ur able to maintain a relationship and live a happy lifestyle with the person you love.

for example. pozl doesn’t hold 3 fingers up because he gets no bitches.

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3 way discharge

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

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Modern Warfare 3

The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.

19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.

Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?

19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.

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time crisis 3

An overrated shooter that contradicts its name by emphasizing accuracy and combos rather than time.

Time Crisis 3 is good, but I hate the name. TIME Crisis? Pfft. Let's go play Crisis Zone.

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Black Ops 3

Advanced warfare with a new name

When will activision stop charging 50 bucks for the same shit with a new title. And when will the weak minded assholes who buy it realize it's the same overused shit from last year.

Black ops 3 in a nutshell...

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