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nerd that no one likes, weighs 200 kilograms at the age of 13 and smells like fish
Faggot - Did you hear of the fatass daniel?
Dweeb - Yea, he smells like fish
daniel is so sexy i’m going to babe his kids and give him sloppy toppy
daniel let’s have booty sexy time rn, he’s in love w me so hopefully yall don’t think y’all have a chance 😂
Well Daniel as you can tell always has a massive penis and is always down for a bit of sexual contact here and there but if he loves a girl he will buy her a massive black dildo
Daniel- Hey Baby
Lindsey- You want nudes
Daniel- Yes
Lindsey- Enjoy
Then they live happily for the rest of their lives
A guy who is so white that he blinds people. Paper crumples in comparison to him. When you take a picture of him in bright areas you won't see him.
Random Guy 1: Who the heck is that guy my eyes hurt.
Random Guy 2: That's Daniel. I can't take a picture with him because he literally is invisible in pictures.
Daniel is a handsome fellow. He is somewhat intelligent when he wants to. He can be silly and prank full. He is also sometimes stupid at times. Daniel is a short person who you will want to keep your whole life. Never let go a Daniel as he is a great friend and all.
Friend: Have you met Daniel?
Other Friend: No, is he nice?
Friend: You’ll want to meet him.