When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.
Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.
Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
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Anal Ass April (AAA) is a challenge starting on April in which men or women who participated in it must get fucked in the ass at least once everyday until the last day of April. Similar to DDD and JJJ, this challenge must be completed in quantity instead of suppressing it. Losing your virginity is not required.
Guy 1: Yo bro, you want your gf to participate in Anal Ass April?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude, my gf is participating. I’m going to fuck her all night and give her some of that shit.
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Anal Rape Holocaust is a fairly multioffensive term for when a group of gamers are completely annihilated by another team. This works in sports like paintball and airsoft too. It should only really be used in cases of extreme defeat.
Trev: i saw you were online last night, how did the gaming go?
Keith: Aw man it was a complete Anal Rape Holocaust, we were totally destroyed by a bunch of school kids from Wisconsin. Im giving up on MMOs man.
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A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.
"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"
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One of the most difficult sexual positions known to man. A woman is strapped in "snow-board style" by her legs to one fan panel asd she hold on to another with her hands. A man on a bed lays just below her. The fan is turned on (by who?...not quite sure) and the fun begins!
Leah ordered the anal swirl...and the waiter delivered.
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when you fuck some one in the ass till there butt cheeks turn red and sock them in the red butt cheeks
Dude, I just anal ass pounded Justin, he's gonna be shittin' blood for 8 days straight!
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when your girlfien doesn't give you all the anal.
boyfien "¡Give me all the anal!"
girlfien "¡No, me is anal retentive!
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