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The uncircumcised foreskin of a man's long penis. The penis has to be long enough to bend when flaccid or soft so it resembles a banana.
Whore one: did you see Jacobs banana stem at the party last night?
Whore two: yeah his dick is so huge
An instrument that you blow on
Omg I’m bored
Oh use my banana blower
On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.
With all the pressure from work this week, I feel like I'm gonna peel my banana.
If that happens one more time, I'm going to peel my banana.
A colloquial term for a Union Pacific Maintenance of Way train.
We were trying to get some work done today, but that banana slug gummed up the railroad.