don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.

"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."

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blown ma beans

shoot yur load.. cop ur whack.. ejaculate white wee wee.. sex wee

u u u uuuggghhhh ooooh babe av jus blown ma beans oooops!!!! sorry!!! hehehe

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Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.

Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

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midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

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Mexican Bean Bag Toss

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person

Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!

curse of the black jelly bean

Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.

Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.

Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!

cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

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