When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.
Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.
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When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
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When a girl is in doggy position, plays with her pussy while her guy fingers her butt and he jacks off at the same time.
My girl is such a freak she always wants a chocolate over easy.
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Also knows as "the shocker" or "two in the pink, one in the stink", this charming little gesture of love is guarannteed to please even the most frigid of feminists. Trim your nails, sports fans, you're in for a wild night.
"Hey Clarence, what did you do for your anniversary?"
It was great. We made out and then I gave her a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "
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The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."
My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.
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A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.
Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"
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A white boy who tries to acts black.
Johnathan just came up to me and said βwagwan my nighaβ Heβs such a chocolate milk boy.
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