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The art of waving one's hands around in circles while gettin air in a sport like skateboarding or snowboarding.
Dude, you need to do some grabs when you're in the air...quit rolling down the windows!
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When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.
To engage in a friendly, playful round of Greco-Roman Wrestling with your Grandfather during which you are pinned to the floor, inadvertently fondled and able to feel his erect penis poking you. Typically result in an immediately yelling of "I give" and no further discussion or wrestling ensues.
Dan: Hey Carl. Want to take a ride with me? I need to run this assisted living brochure over to my Grandpa's house.
Carl: No thanks Braaaaahhhh. I still am scarred from the last time I went with you there. Not this time. No way I am getting the Silver Pin Down again brooooohhh!!
Dan: Oh come one brother!! I can't wrestle him by myself. It's too awkward when Grandma's gone.
The greatest half-life mod ever
Hunt down the freeman
Funny lesbian: THE ALIENS ARE COMING WE’VE BEEN COMPRISED
Mustache Man: Spit it out corporal
Funny lesbian: Oh Colonel, We’re so fucked
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(verb) sexual position that involves hanging one's partner upside-down and then beating them with your erect penis for pleasure. Most commonly practiced on drunken, Friday the 13th nights.
We "upside-down pinata" all night; I think it's true love!
Once you go "upside-down pinata" you never go back.
Last call, "upside-down pinata" anyone?
When you fuck a girl really good.
I got some pussy last night, i really dicked her down.
Australian slang for the state of Victoria, Australia. Generally used by citizens of NSW and Queensland in a mildly derogatory or joking nature, but occasionally used by citizens of Victoria while in one of the other states.
"The weather down Mexico way is looking pretty bad"
"Eh, that figures"
"Where's she from?"
"Down Mexico way"