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I wasted 6/15s of my life farming on dragon adventures
I... I just can't do it anymore. Goodbye, Volterra.
(walks into mob spawn zone)
A really cool dude that plays a lot of Pokémon
“Oh look there’s dragonate, what a cool dude!”
When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
When the woman gets a semen bukkake and you light the cum on fire caused light rays shining out of her mouth as if she were the sun in summer.
"Jackson used his girl as a summer dragon to heat up the food, man I wish I could do that"
jerking off thats it its just wanking
i walked in on my son tugging the dragon today
Is when a girl is inhaling smoke from a blunt/bong, and they blow the smoke through their nose while sucking their boyfriend’s dick.
Ben and Aryn are smoking in Ben’s Corvette and things were starting to get heated. Ben started to undo his pants and manages to get his boxers and jeans to below his knees. With the blunt in his hand, Ben passes it to Aryn. Before hitting the blunt, Aryn said:
“I call this The Hungry Dragon”
Ben sits there confused as he watched Aryn take a giant hit of the blunt, then starts to give him head and then starts to blow smoke out of her nose. Ben couldn’t keep it in and busted all over Aryn’s face.