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Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 16, 2022


Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021


Chen egg fong

A person who is very poor and eats instant noodles everyday

Why are you eating instant noodles again, that's very Chen egg fong!

by Egg person November 22, 2021


egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024


Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013


rotten eggs

a synonym phrase for bad news

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2012


Rotten Egg

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.

by MalumLibrum958 October 23, 2023