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All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
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A user of Facebook who becomes irrationally irritated when certain details of one of their Facebook Friend's accounts is not visible to them. Often a bizarre, almost arrogant sense of self-entitlement leads from at first a general feeling of being perturbed, to an outright delusional belief in the their right to have access to whatever information they want. This is often an affliction of Facebook users who have not yet come to terms with the fact that privacy settings are in fact a personal prerogative, not an obligation. It is also usually coupled with the arrogant belief that everyone should use Facebook the way they do, usually for the self-promoting purposes they are comfortable with, as though different peoples' preferences and reasons for using social networking are irrelevant. The delusion is itself not often a problem, but if the delusion persists, it can manifest in aggressive behaviour, harassment, and unexpected general rudeness.
Katie got so mad at me, and sent me a really rude blunt message when she found out she couldn't write on my stupid Facebook wall! I hardly know her ... who does she think she is? I think she has Facebook Sense of Entitlement Delusion or something.
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The idea that any two people on Facebook can be connected through no more than 4 mutual friendships.
The average person has 130 friends on Facebook, meaning that they have on average 130ยฒ friends of friends, 130ยณ friends of friends of friends, and so on. In six degrees that encompasses 130^5 people. This is 3.7 billion people, more than the entire global Facebook community.
Jane is friends with Mark
who is friends with Karisa
who is friends with Oleshia
who is friends with Chenwei
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Six Degrees of Facebook Separation
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a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.
Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.
Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.
_ON FACEBOOK_
Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"
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When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.
Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.
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An epic bloody battle where there are no rules. This is where you BRING IT with your crew. One on one is a fight this is WAR. This is the world of trash talkers. So, if you don't got game you don't belong here. Everyone is welcome excepts noobs who don't have what it takes.
What to bring for this battle:
-facebook account
-webcam
-your game
-your crew
SO BRING IT!!
~PakinRhymes
-1 new notification
-______ has recorded a new video on your wall
-O no he/she didn't!!
-SNAP SNAP SNAP (Z formation)
-whip out your webcam and start SPITTIN' FIRE
This is a Facebook Video War
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