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When you wanna say "i have a boner" but you don't want to be insulting.
Boy: Hey man hows the girl?
Boy 2: Nothing really. but when she showed me her tits, i got back from spanish.
Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
When your best friend takes a massive hit from the gravity bong and blows smoke up your asshole.
Dude, last night was so epic, Grant gave me the biggest howl from below.
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A person who is not good enough for a friend so they are downgraded to a friend from school
Basically meaning they don’t like them enough to be a real friend.
He’s not a friend, just a friend from school
When someone says they are “ Falling from cloud 9.” They are stating that they are falling out of love, or losing their happiness because “Cloud 9” itself means extremely happy.
Shes falling from cloud 9. Someone save her.
When someone becomes more lucky after wishing upon a star.
Person A: Dear cosmos, if you can hear me, let me get a promotion!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!