he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

Hi Jerry

If you're reading this then go back to doing fabio with whatever her and is

Hi Jerry how's it going

Going to talk with his friend Will

a period of time where Cade loses focus on everything in his vicinity and leaves his initial group of friends, this is to “go talk with his friend Will” but everyone knows that he’s actually got a crush on one of the girls Will is hanging out with and it’s obvious she doesn’t care

Logan: Hey have any of you seen Cade?

Colin and Aaron: Oh he said he was going to talk with his friend Will.

Joe and His Insect Family

A family that only breeds with itself, lots of extra chromosomes in this family and they also tend to be very stupid because it's Joe and His Insect Family.

Oh look, it's Joe and His Insect Family

Fiberglass in his dickhole

another way of saying sand in the vagina

He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.

Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.

Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.