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A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons
Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.
So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying
zahra is the #1 black shim jaeyun stan. she has been a fan of since iland! with shim jaeyuns talent, charm and amazing looks, he just had to become her ult of ENHYPEN. its the shim jaeyun effect
oh have you heard about the best black jake stan?
yeah oh, isn’t her name zahra?
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When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉
Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!
Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
Jake Gardner can’t get sunburnt
An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.