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BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!
JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.
the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb
Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie
If, at first, you don't succeed, you obviously ain't Jake Holliday
The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.
"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."
Jake Iminson is clever, cute, funny and smart. When he smiles you can’t help but smile back.
i Wish jake Iminson would ask me out!
Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy