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joe smith

the name you make up when your friends ask you if you have a boyfriend. sometimes you make a fake instagram account to go the extra mile.

friend- hey lila u got a boyfriend yet?
lila- yes his name is joe smith
friend- show me proof
lila-'looks up top 10 hot models under 15'

by sksksinny legend October 1, 2019

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Joe Biden

Falling up the stairs.

"Dammit, I did a Joe Biden up the stairs!"

by Veganbutter March 23, 2021

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Joe Biden

Sleepy Joe. An old man, of whom is too delirious and too old to run a country.

Our teacher is a Joe Biden.

by IM That Guy PAll October 25, 2022

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Joe biden

The current united states president and is currently ass fucking the American citizens

Person 1: hey you see the gas prices
Person 2: yeah l, you can thank joe biden for that

by Nba_jungboy June 23, 2022

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Joe Biden

he sucks balls as long as there hairy. that's how he prepares for his speeches. if you see a Biden well ,you better be wearing a cup.

your balls need a Joe Biden to be sucking those balls! ow! it pinches!

by the true identity finder February 25, 2022

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Joe Biden

A person that has been put in place to take the blame for the worlds problems. Somebody that should not be in a position of power, especially the position of POTUS.

Bernadette: “Say, who is that old senile guy talking on the TV? He fell down six times and looks like he’s on the run from a nursing home”.

Ernest: “O hell Berns. That’s old Joe Biden. You know he lives right across the hall from us here at the “Sunny Acres Geriatric Home”. Are you losing your mind? You sound like your not playing with a full deck of cards either”.

Elmer: “Look at that! There’s an old guy walking down the middle of the highway. He’s only wearing a diaper and tube socks”.

Jill: O yeah, That’s old Joe Biden. He likes to pretend he’s a Jet taking on from the runway every once in awhile”.

Elmer: “Hmm . . . Looks like he needs to change his oil filter . . . “.

by Mista Cracka Sauce June 5, 2021

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Joe biden

Sleepy old man who possibly has dementia. The voting was probably rigged for this guy to be a president

Person 1: Joe thought russia was fighting in iraq
Person 2: Sleepy Joe biden...

by Tom28281 July 7, 2023

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