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Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
Meaning that your belly fat hangs over the front of your pants
A. Hey are those your Dunlap pants?
B. (looks in confusion)
A. Cuz your belly Dun Lap over em'
A person who likes to get friendly and acquainted with many. Probably should still request an STD check. Here for good time not a long time
Jess is hangi pants
A person who likes to get acquainted with many people. Have protection. They are there for a short time, not a long time
Jess is a hangi pants
When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.
"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."