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Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.
I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.
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When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female
Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
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What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.
I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too
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A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.
The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!
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You don't need bitches.because Allah SWT said no.muslimah should be 🥇.
"holds three fingers up while taking a group picture
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When someone is wiping their anus and finger/fingers accidentally enter their anal cavity but they don’t wash their hands
Tom: I just saw someone with shit on their fingers.
Jerry: He must have pulled a stink finger Lloyd on accident.
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a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
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