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Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.
Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...
one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.
Enjoy these Apple Critters
The apple sauce that fills a pastry. Apple sauce. Apple flavoring.
That sweet pie has great apple filling.
When you fuck an expired apple pie
I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie
When you fuck a warm expired apple pie
I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie
When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.
Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope