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moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013


apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 September 21, 2015


Apple On a Stick

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246

Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine

Boys, Girls having fun

Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits

Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)

Lets Play Apple on a stick

by Urmiddlechild June 16, 2022


bushwick apple

when you put a chewed apple up some girls hole

i gave a bushwick apple to my date in that party

by the calder of our times March 25, 2017


apple cider hole

Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy

Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole

by Dr. _Teeth August 1, 2017


Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
HOLY HELL

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022


candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown August 7, 2015