Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
A small, used older car, usually Japanese in origin. Often driven by a young man who works part time as pizza delivery driver.
"Hey John, Sweet Sentra dude, did Domino's co-sign the pizza car loan!?"
The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".
Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.
food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints
"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"
When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.
If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me
When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.
“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray
A person addicted to automobiles
He can't go anywhere without his car, he's an al-car-holic.