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A stereotypical fat, dumb, most likely poor American.
Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Those people that see a crime or horrific act being committed but instead of condemning it immediately and outright, ask for "context"
Girl: puts dog in dryer for laughs on TikTok
Context Americans: "Context?"
Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue
Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school
Guy on the internet: American problems
That deep breath, after already overeating, so you can stuff more food into your pie hole.
“I don’t know Jim, after that American Gasp, was able to eat 4 more tacos.”
n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.
Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.
Examples of American promises:
1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."
"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.
Getting out of your car at a redlight and run around your car clockwise as many times as you can with an extremely large American flag.
I played American redlight today.
A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."
"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."
"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."