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When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.
May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.
I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.
A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.
*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*
A Dancing Bear Party/Orgy is a private male stripper revue, for preferably an all female audience, (think working late is synonym for girls night out; bachelorette and/or birthday parties). There comes a time during the evening, when due to peer pressure, wagers, checking something off their 'bucket list'. alcohol induced lost inhibitions, or simple exhibitionist cravings, some of the attendees can no longer resist the hotwife opportunity just inches from her. As though under gyrating crotch hypnosis covered) she follows his oral instructions, telling her she knows she wants to and it is okay for her to feel it, touch it, suck it too. Hearing cheering encouragement urging her to give into her carnal desires, most women don't, most hotwives and those to be do.
Michelle: I told hubby we have to work late, so I can go with you to Sandie's Birthday Party.
Shirley: You will be glad you did. The Dancing Bears are going to be there.
Michelle: Is that as in "dancing bear party/orgy"?
Shirley: Yeah.
Michelle: I read a story about this housewife, her Mom and sister went to one of these parties. One sister challenged the other to feel the dancer's cock. She took it a few steps further, stroking and eventually sucking on him. She offered some to her and then her Mom. Her Mom accepted. She had no choice, plus it looked so delicious.
Shirley: Wow! Me too. Come on, hurry we have to pick up Mom.
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It’s a two story building with weird room numbers that are on drugs. There are some interesting teachers... one calls all the girls sweetheart💀. But there are also some great teachers, shout out to Mr.Noack. There are clubs. Kids stand in the middle of the hallways like they expect people to just magically float over them - news flash not how it works please get out of the way. Also, walk on the right side of the hallways please this is Canada we do that here. Stairway number 8 is well.. take it at your own risk. Narnia is a no no zone so if you’re ever there run away. This school is okay like it’s high school, what do you expect but it’s missing something. We need an easier way for students to get the help they need it because it’s one thing to say “if you need help just ask” but it’s another thing to actually do something that helps them. Also, instead of guest speakers that talk about drugs like last year let’s get some that talks about mental health. In conclusion, this school is not that bad despite some of its bad rep but it’s definitely not the best school and could use improvements. Thank you for listening to my TED talk and goo kodiaks yay! *jumps up and shakes pom poms like a stereotypical cheerleader*
Bear Creek Secondary School is okay I guess but needs help... or just needs to be put in rice whatever works.🤷
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Its a high school where you take all of your high school classes in 2 years and spend the last 2 years taking classes at uncw.
In the first 2 years you spend over 6 hours a day doing homework honestly.
In the first 2 years you endure literal hell with teachers who make you do stupid non related projects like running around in the forrest. Out of the 4 teachers that teach the 2010-2011 sophomore class the Bio teacher is retarded and assigns the stupidest busywork, the latin teacher is extremely cool and fun, the english is a bitch in class but is really cool if you get to know her, the math teacher is ok, and the history teacher is the best teacher there he makes sure you are well prepared unlike the Bio teacher who doesn't prepare you and for anything then expects you to do masters level work.
The people who go there are either social outcast who cant even count or over achievers.
The girls are lacking in looks there are maybe 5 hot girls who go there but they are overachievers and the rest are fugly.
Me:Hey what are we doing in bio today?
Friend: Mr. bishop gives us another stupid project that will take 10 hours to do.
Me: whats it on?
Friend: Nothing to do with his class
Even: Hey hes not that bad and its a good project
Me and friend: Shut up u fagget
Even: Dont talk to me like that (Sassy voice)
Me: you need to grow a pair fag
Me: i cant wait for summer
64 other students in my class: me to
I go to Isaac Bear early college their are no hot girls, the Bio teacher sucks, and its stupid
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1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)
"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"
"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"
"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"
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A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.
"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."
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