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1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
The best and good looking man you will ever meet, all the girls are jealous. he is tall, funny, and sometimes weird. He can share secrets with you but only if you are close to him. He loves video games and is on them non stop. He is socially awkward but when you know him you have a blast, if you know a Daniel Kenyon, you are the luckiest person ever. he is just so funny and super caring. if you are reading this then thank you for being here :)
Daniel Kenyon is very funny
me: i know.
Daniel is a person who has nice eyes that you can gaze at all day, He is also known for having the cutest butt in town, And lastly he is known for his plump, sexy lips.
Damn I could stare into Daniel meas’s eyes all day!
I want to grab Daniels ass so bad right now!
A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.
Wanna invite Daniel flowers?
No he sucks!
Hikmat and Daniel are very strong couples, their compatibility is not only the best but one of the perfect, badass, romantic, enduring, very fun and exciting match!… They are both very very stubborn, they fight and argue all the time but Daniel is a cool guy and will always apologize to Hikmat but amazingly, Hikmat has a forgiving and kind heart and will always forgive him… Same goes when Hikmat is wrong, Daniel will always forgive. They are also both hot on bed, Daniel is a very romantic guy with a huge dick, he always makes sure he satisfies his girlfriend, also Hikmat is a badass and is very amazing with him, she isn’t shy at all when she wants to perform for him. This couple will hardly part and will endure whatever circumstance to achieve their goal of spending the rest of their lives together.
They will live happily forever!!
Boy: I would really like to have a fun and long lasting relationship but I don’t think there is.
Girl: There is… haven’t you heard of Hikmat and Daniel?… I’m so jealous of that couple
Boy: Ik right!