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a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt
According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."
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A chill person that drinks and smokes weed frequently. He never fights and is always the life of the party. Can be found either on the beach surfing or drinking in sandals and a t shirt in the middle of winter.
Yo hes such a Chad Bro Chill he smoked all day on the beach
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when you do a favor for a friend because he's your bro, but you expect him to do a similar favor for you in the future.
not a sexual favor though, because that would be gay.
bro #1: ok bro, i'll fix up your computer quid pro bro.
bro #2: yeah but bro like what do you mean?
bro #3: you will see.
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A more fun way to say friends with benefits. Instead of asking your friend if they’re up or want to hook up you just say: “Super Smash Bros?”
Daphne: Super Smash Bros?
Fred: I’m gonna eat you like a Scooby Snack
Daphne: Jeepers!
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a popular n64 game that can turn the regular girl into a horny girl. First you play a couple rounds against the hot girl just for fun. Then, when you've mentally prepared yourself, play each other and the winner gets a kiss. You should get your kiss b/f the end of the game, but either way, you're gonna get some boii.
"Taylor and Billy just played some super smash bros."
"How long did it take for them to actually hook up?"
" Only ten minutes, she's a slut."
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A very fun game series, better than pretty much any other modern game right now, including shitty fortnite
You should probably play with items off
Person: Hey you wanna play Super Smash Bros Melee?
Autist: nO iM fInNa pLaY sOmE fOrTnItE
Person: You're a fucking faglord piece of shit
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That's kinda sus bro
I haven't seen black do task, kinda sus bro.
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