Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!
Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!
Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
When daddy ask you to play Santa, but you walk away so he fallows you outside and she’s a Christmas tree up your ass.
After Frank was asked to play Santa he went outside so daddy says he’s getting a happy raindeer.
Sometimes you can be la happy or sometimes you can be la sad
"You can be la happy or your can be la sad"
Pyrocynical
Sometimes you can be la happy or sometimes your can be la sad
"Sometimes you can be la happy or sometimes you can be la sad"
Pyrocynical
When you spin ur dick so much it goes up someone’s ass and out their mouth
Brad gave me a happy helicopter
When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.
Oh god I have a happy duck