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When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.
Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.
*boy bsf sends a video saying he is yanking his chain*
Was he really yanking his chain
When a girl is checking you out so hard she crashes into something. From Wayne’s World movie. (Past tense: hi wayned)
Damn! This girl hi wayned me so hard today, I think she cracked her skull!
Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face
Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield