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Eating an ice cream sandwich while getting a blow job
I totally got a New England Ice Cream Sandwich the other night.
I want blueberry iced black tea lemonade
ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)
a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?
bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.
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A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
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The grab of a man's genital area with your hand in the shape of a scoop. It is essentially the exact opposite of giving a male a credit card.
"You deserve an Ice Cream Scoop for being such a dumbass."
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Noun- To get a handjob by the opposit sex. Usually used so said opposit sex doesn't know what's happening.
Also could mean to literally get a badge and a cupon for ice cream after the handjob.
Guy #1- So tonight I think I'm going to get a badge and a cupon for ice cream, if you know what I mean.
Guy #2- Really? Go you.
Girl- What the fuck...?
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When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.
Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!
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