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The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.
Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth
What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
yo mouth look like a horse . and yo ass talk to much like stfu sometimes nigga
" you horse mouth bitch you talk to much "
" ok and yo ass let out to much shit fat ass bitch stop eating"
When you cum into a girls mouth and she sticks out her tongue and it looks like wet marshmallows
I gave that girl the ol' mallow mouth
When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
The word you say mid way through kissing if her hair gets in your mouth.
A figurative button one presses by saying something that jinxes a certain scenario.
- Alright! We're on a roll in this game! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
(Character suddenly dies)
- You pressed the mouth button.