Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

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ive been wet since tuesday

A sentence graffitied on signs and under a bridge around the Souderton, Pennsylvania area.

Guy 1: hey have you seen ive been wet since tuesday on the sign in souderton?
Guy 2: yeah it just appeared there one day its crazy

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Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

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You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

gettin my feet wet

being or walking smoother than usual.
more loose than usual.
nondry feet
more comfortable
Just getting started

me:i seen a couple , hunnies tonight i'm just gettin my feet wet.

him:yo that girl see's you gettin ya feet wet she Diggin you

me:I kno im in the club doin my two step not worried im just gettin my feet wet*

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reverse wet willy once removed

Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.

By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.

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Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.