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Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020


Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 4, 2015


Sprinkler Play

When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.

"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."

by Lake Partiers January 25, 2022


gay for play

gay for play is normally used in context of someone identifying as straight but agreeing to do gay activities in the bedroom.

she had sex with her best friend's sister? i thought she was straight!

she is, she's only gay for play

by ginamuncher28 February 19, 2024


Sticky play

Someone who likes to play in a sticky consistentsy. It be for arousle purposes, or just for fun.

I experienced sticky play for the first time last night, it wasn’t as bad as I had thought.

by Randomdawg July 3, 2018


Playing Popsicle

Giving someone a blowjob

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."

by siktrik January 10, 2022