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Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.
I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.
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premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.
AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.
Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.
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Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn
Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.
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When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.
i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.
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Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.
I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.
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In discord no rules day,we can ignore all of the rules and by the way,mods,admin,etc cant warn/ban/timeout users that joined discord no rules day. Discord no rules day will be hosted on 30th each month
Its discord no-rules day! I can finally swear with the n-word
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The last two minutes of a tightly contested professional or college basketball game whereby teams seemingly have an unlimited number of timeouts. With this rule, the final minutes of a game can take an eternity and force the viewer to sit through an unholy number of commercial breaks.
Girlfriend: How much time is left in that game you're watching?
Boyfriend: Only two minutes.
Girlfriend: Two minutes?! That's going to take forever with the unlimited timeout rule!
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