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A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.
Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.
Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.
TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!
A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.
Yo man I’m a vegan
Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie
When an event/person is incredibly awesome/likeable/good/impressive - can NOT be used by people who reside in shothell or shuttown.
Sharnut: Woah your roblox badges are straight nutty dude!!!
Joritsnut: Thx
When you being a real Gooblegup.
Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.