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A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.
Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass
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Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.
I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.
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noun.
The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.
Female: "I'm so horny for you."
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."
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The Super straight flag represents a person who is attracted to a cisgender person of the opposite sex. There are many modified versions of this flag that include the flag's colors of orange and black. 🟧⬛️
(superstraights or super straights are not to be confused with transphobics)
Person 1: Hey are you superstraight too?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see my super straight flag?
Karen: THAT'S TRANSPHO-
*shuts door*
Person 1: When will they learn?
Person 2: When its convenient
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An absolutely useless pile of crud which was layered over in concrete then passed off as wasteland. And, my, what poor wasteland it was!
"Man, I went down to Weston Super Mare and got 152 needles in me feet" - Somebody who walked on Weston's beach
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The only 24 Hour store in Walters, Oklahoma. Where recovering druggies, socially unaccepted, and pregnant teens and degenerates can get a low paying meaningless job selling beer to drunks, and running off underage youth. the pizza gives you the worst form of intestinal problems known to man. and the bathroom smells like livestock refuse.
"This Walters Super Stop pizza is terrible...i have to c*** already..turn around so I can use the restroom"
"DUDE!!! that bathroom is gross! it smells like a decaying rodeo rolled in old salmon, wrapped in a used diaper!!!"
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In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.
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