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David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 25, 2020


David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024


David Siang Uk Thang

Cannot find love

David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic

by November 21, 2021


David nall

A typical egg farm in the western islands.

When we went down to David Nall, we were pleased to find the enormous batch of eggs.

by persoonannana February 12, 2018


david aka fadedstories

Adorable bbe (I love you <3)

david aka fadedstories is a cute guy and is very adorable and cute!! <3

by Uranus:) April 19, 2024


The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.

"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."

by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021


David Sirna

One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.

Wow look at that David Sirna.

I wish i was a David Sirna!!

by bummlife April 17, 2011