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Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.

Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.

Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?

Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.

by Jvpizz July 27, 2021


House

A way of describing someone wearing 'house' fashion. House fashion consists of trackies, a slightly oversized hoodie and headphones, usually all in the same colour of shades of white, grey or black.

Hugh: Jeff mate, you're looking pretty house today!
Jeff: Cheers mate! I just can't get enough of house fashion!

by Urbex4life August 5, 2023


House

To consume food, usually with great gusto.

Wow, you really housed that plate of French fries!

by DavidA1225 May 2, 2022


House

Before house was used as the departure we live inside now it was originally Called The Sanotorium Meaning Mental Asylum But 10 times worse and locked in a 2 foot wide room with the height of 4 foot this was incredibly small and bad for tall Inmates

Guard : you will be doing 3 weeks in House

by September 14, 2020


House

The place where u can do the following things:Rest,take a shit without being disturbed,Watch and play video games,watch TV,say stuff without offending everyone(besides twitter.) Oh and treat it properly please...

Friend 1:Hey where u at???(calling on his phone)

Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.

Friend 1:Nice

by Scandinavian Viking November 23, 2021


house

The place where you hug a pillow while you cry yourself to sleep because your so lonely.

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by ppppppppj April 29, 2021


House

Verb.
To beat ruthlessly or to kick the shit out of as a form of retaliation.

"This guy got drunk and tried flirting with an underaged girl so me and my guys housed his ass."

by Haji Stardust June 18, 2022