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Tom Holland

he is a fucking bitch, i used to love him but then he became a jerk. So I HATE HIM NOW!1!!!!!!!!!!!!! he broke my heart He is the ugliest actor alive and he is a terrible person tom holland if you see this please die.

"Hey, did you see Tom Holland!"
"yeah so ugly"

by tommie wommieeee March 15, 2022


Tom Holland

A FUCKING HOT GOD. Who plays the BEST Spider-Man out there. He's a complete and utter dork. But that is what his fans love about him. He could be in a relationship with Zendaya. But he's in a relationship with his cute dog Tessa. He absolutely LOVES Quaksons. He will dance to the song "Smooth Criminal" But he danced his ass off to "umbrella".

"Tom Holland is the GOD OF HOTNESS"
"If your not Tom Holland, then you can't date me!"

by Keah Bartlett January 16, 2019


Tom Holland

The guy my partner is obsessed with

He is the WORST but ngl is kinda hot but he is the guy my partner is obsessed with. Tom Holland sucks

by Queerling dude Noah May 3, 2022


Tom Holland

A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.

“Is that Tom Holland?”
Yeah, he’s so hot

by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019


Tom Holland

Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute

Dang... did you see Tom holland? He was lookin like a snacc

by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 2, 2019


Tom Holland

An amazingly sexy guy, who will warm your heart as soon as you see a picture of him. Don't worry, we all know that we all daydream of ourselves marrying him, but theres only one of him... Happy Hunger Games 😘

Wow, did you see Tom Holland's Instagram post? Hes so hot!!
Me: Don't ever talk about my husband like that again. I'll end you. #endgame #gameover

by Aye- I'm AnonymousI October 9, 2019


tom holland

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.

creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!

by liamwh November 2, 2019