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One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.
Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.
Larry: Napoleon's dead.
Moe: I know it.
Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".
He totally suffers from Boomer brain.
Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.
Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers
The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.
He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.
A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.
Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”