A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair
jake andrews is the hottest kid ever
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BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!
JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.
If, at first, you don't succeed, you obviously ain't Jake Holliday
The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.
"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."