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Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.

Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."

by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019


Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 15, 2021


Purple Potato

They are your best-friends.

They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.

The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato.

Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 25, 2021


Purple Potato

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021


washed sweet potato

The cutest ugliest thing on earth

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021


Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.

She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip

by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024


fucked potato

when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

by soggy biskit April 27, 2018