holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

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skater-be-good stick

A big-ass MAGLITE flashlight that is at least a foot long and weighs at least two pounds that Security uses to crack skater skulls if they do not comply with Security directives.

Screw you, security guard, I'll skate where I want! Aah, no! Please, not the skater-be-good stick!

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'Tate Quieto Stick

Similar to a cane, switch or a hard rubber slipper, the 'Tate Quieto Stick is any long object a spanish mother/ grandmother can find within her reach to smack you in the head with when you misbehaved or couldnt sit still or harassed your younger sister.

A 'Tate Quieto Stick can also be an imaginary extension of one's anger or frustration manifested into a clear cut verbal threat to pull out said stick and use it on said person.

you keep this sh*it up and im going to get the 'Tate Quieto Stick!!

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Alabama Stir Stick

Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.

The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick

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bitch be good stick

A pimp cane. Used primarly for:

1)Threatening hoes into staying in line

2)Keeping bitch ass niggas from steppin'

3)Discouraging a snitch from trying to pinch pimpin'.

The larger and more encrusted with gold and jewels it is, the more likely it is to make the target bitch behave in a satisfactory manner.

1) "Ho, play me like a sucka one more time and I swear to God I'll get the Bitch Be Good stick after yo ass."

2)"Nigga you best step back before I catch yo chin with my Bitch Be Good Stick!"

3)"Yo, I heard some snitch nigga just threw up the E.T. Finger. Now I gotta whip his ass with the Bitch Be Good Stick."

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holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

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stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.

I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.

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