a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.
“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”
awwwwww! A couple made in heaven!
Person 1: chris and umme just look so cute together!
Person 2: totes!
Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you
A great couple who would have a beautiful life together if ever given the chance. His personality would clash well with her sass and most others would be super envious of how happy that would be together.
I want to be happy like Chris & Elli someday
When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.
Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.
“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method”
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”
One chill ass dude! If you're having a party make sure you invite him. He'll make any party an everlasting memory.
Man you're so cool I oughtta call you Chris Calhoun!